Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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