His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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