By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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