After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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