I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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