You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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