Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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