at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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