You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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