I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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