you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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