i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
They have beer where we have blood.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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