Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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