i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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