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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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