Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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