I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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