i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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