i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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