spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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