How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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