Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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