i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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