Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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