kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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