I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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