i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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