Do you still have your period?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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