Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
