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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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