My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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