i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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