At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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