Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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