New low: just hacked my moms facebook
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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