yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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