Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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