Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize