I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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