She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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