we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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