Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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