she looked like the before picture.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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