I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize