yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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