Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Randomize
