so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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