I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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