Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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