Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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