Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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