so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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