I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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