But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The air was thick with penises
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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